From my “I couldn’t make this stuff up” file

In Omaha, Nebraska, a police chase ended with one of the suspects in the hospital after crashing into a parked car.

Hardly anything that we don’t already hear about every day, or see on the news in California. But the catch is that the guy was on a bicycle. This elevates stupid criminal acts to a new level. It takes a very special kind of idiot to severly injure himself by running into a parked car while attempting to flee from the police. If he lost control of a car, that’s something I can work with. But he was on a bicycle. And it’s not like he’s Cancellera, (sorry, had to throw in a Tour de France reference) screaming through the streets at freakishly inhuman speeds.

I’ll have a happier post tomorrow. Promise.

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